Merv's Aussie Travel Adventures
Merv's fishing trip to Emerald Lake
Monday 5 th December 2005
After The sHaMoZzLe Brekky Show
Anton, Tecoma & Merv (without Jodie today) headed down to
The Para for early openers @
Merv was wondering why they were inside on a day of 25 sunny degrees,
and suggested they continue drinking up at the Emerald Lake Fishing Hole.
After a small punch-up about who would be doing the drink driving,
and declining the offer to go pillion on Chris & Matt's twin Triumphs
due to their being 3 people, Merv's fishing gear & 2 slabs of beer,
they all agreed on catching the Puffing Billy Train
from The Clematis Railway Station behind The Para Pub.
Merv said to meet him down at the coolroom vault where he kept his fishing gear
& spare slabs of beer. But Merv was nowhere to be seen, so Anton went back to The Para
& Tecoma waited for Merv & the train.. & waited..
& drank his 3rd last stubbie.. & waited..
& drank his 2nd last stubbie.. & waited..
& drank down the last drop of beer in his last stubbie & then screamed...
MERV !!
& then he heard Merv’s voice bellowing from the coolroom...
“save me you stupid nancy
I’m locked in the coolroom”
.. but he also heard the train puffing around the bend.
'Tecoma' struggled with the vault like door with all his might but could not budge it..
he tried to wave the train down..
but it kept on going.. then he tried to derail it..
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but it was too late.. as usual.. so Tecoma wandered back
to The Para to join Anton..
as you could hear the muffled voice of Big Merv
echo through Clematis Vineyard Valley
'Let me out of here you Nancies'.....
Just another day at the office !
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