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Hello , "Welcome to 'Yesterday, Tomorrow'..I'm Darryl Hooch

'Hello, I'm Darryl Hooch,
investigative reporter for M.A.N. Network

"All I can say is...
SHAME,SHAME,SHAME...

That's what I said....

Thursday March 30th 2006

Hooch involved in terror attack !!
If you are reading this message,

I am probably dead, or even worse,
being held under military guard in Cuba.

My apologies for
such a long time between posts but I have been on an overseas assignment
which will become public knowledge in a few weeks...

This is an international scandal that has been brewing for years...

It involves a former U.S President,an Australian Current Affairs TV Anchor,
our Prime Minister, John Howard, a large beer manufacturer from Carlton,
and an angry group of Iraqi sheep farmers,and a well known SP Bookie.

Thank you all for your patience and if I am gone,I have entrusted the story
only to Merv Skilton who will release the details here when possible...

and as I say
"Fact is...

I'm Darryl Hooch...
That's what I said....'
If you don't believe me, then I'm not the bastard son
of Derryn Hinch and Lynda Stoner.....
You know I am...You know I'm right....
Fact is....

February 7th 2006

In breaking news one of the worlds biggest car makers,BMW(Germany)
has been found out attempting to decieve the Internet Search Engines
and has subsequently been sent to the bottom of the class by Google®
who have reacted to the discovery by giving BMW Germany's
website a 'page rank' of zero.
I think they might be looking for
a new webmaster.
The 'trick' they used was to place the word "gebrauchtwagen"
which means 'used car' 40 times in a page on their domain and then
subtly redirected that page to the actual webpage
which used the phrase only twice.The idea is that search engines give a higher
page rank to 'keywords' the more times they appear on a site.
The plan was uncovered by an internet 'blog' site .
This should be a wake up call to webmasters that these
deceptive practises will not go unpunished.

SCHANDE, Schande, Schande...

"Tatsache
ist... Ich Bin Darryl Hooch... Das ist, was ich sagte....' Wenn Sie mir
nicht glauben, dann bin ich nicht der Bastardsohn von Derryn
Hinch und Lynda Entkerner.....Sie wissen, ich... Sie weiß
bin, daß ich habe Recht .... Tatsache
ist....

see the full story on The Age website here

January 30th 2006

I have received word from an un named source that a certain internet 'celebrity',
Merv Skilton, has been sprung again ripping off ideas from all and sundry.
First it was Austin Tayshus,this time Sam Kekovich and the MLA, (Meat & Livestock Australia Limited ),
are the victims of this so called "Beer Hunter".
Skilton yesterday gatecrashed the Annual Meeting of the A.N.U.S. organization
( Australian National Union of Sceptics) and delivered this diatribe that is clearly not his own work.
He claims it came to him in a dream about Sam Kekovich and a sheep and a big
barny in Bondi. Kylie was in it too.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH ...SHAME SHAME SHAME !!

But then again.... who are we to judge ?

Did Austen Tayshus write 'Australiana' ? NO
Did Sam Kekovich write the Lamb ad ? NO
Does Dave Letterman write his own top 10's ? NO

Should we ban every scallywag like Merv Skilton from taking the piss?
I for one say 'NO NO NO !'

Here a rough live recording from Sidney Myer Music Bowl at yesterdays A.N.U.S. Meeting.
Skilton's cousin AK was 'MC' and slipped Merv on between speakers.
The place went bananas...
"It was a complete sHaMoZzLe", said Ian Dever, former National President of A.N.U.S.

Hear Merv's Address to the Nation 2006

More info on this Topic visit crikey.com.au

"Fact is...

I'm Darryl Hooch...
That's what I said....'
If you don't believe me, then I'm not the bastard son
of Derryn Hinch and Lynda Stoner.....
You know I am...You know I'm right....
Fact is....

January 2006

"All I can say is...
SHAME,SHAME,SHAME...

That's what I said....
After an exhaustive 2 month intensive investigative

study of manipulative internet fraudsters.... I repeat internet fraudsters,and google cheats, I am able to reveal some of the secrets of the webmasters

(in conjunction with high level IT engineers...I cannot reveal their true identity at this date due to
possible legal ramifications , lets call them *'The Wolster'...and others) ....

of this world wide web of deception,
are using to go under the radar, to subversivley ,
thats a very big word and I dont know how to spell it..perhaps I should use my
Microsoft Word® Spellchecker but I digress....

get their website listed highly ranked on 'Google' and other major search engines.

For example:

SECRET NUMBER ONE

Using black text on a black background to hide certain
'key words'in very small text in the 'html' code to trick
the Search Engines into thinking there are actually
Free Nude Pics of Angelina Jolie on the site.
You will not believe some of the phrases that are
hidden among the pages you peruse every day.
I will reveal more in the next installment of

'Yesterday,Tomorrow...'

I can now reveal,
at great personal peril, which is why I cannot show my face
on the Internet,and must wear this Brown Paper Bag over my head,
the
1 st SECRET TO REVEAL THE GOOGLE WANNABEES

Simply highlight all text of any webpage, ( left click ,hold ,and move the cursor
to reveal

the hidden text)
See Below for Before & After screenshots of the above text

BEFORE:

AFTER:

The same text highlighted exposing the sinister trick..

This method of hiding words using the same background
colour and font colour has been used extensively
and there is much controversy in the web design community about whether the search engines penalize websites for the practice.
The hidden text

used above was used to obtain screen
shots only and has now been removed from this site...
If you really want to see nude pictures of Angelina Jolie
dont expect to see them here.

There are enough nude pictures of Angelina Jolie
on the net already.....
Stay Tuned here for
my next installment of
'Yesterday, Tomorrow..
(Not to be confused with 'Today Tonight', with Naomi Robson on Channel 7 or
'ACurrent Affair' with Ra

y Martin, on Channel 9 or even The 7.30 Report with Kerry Obrien on ABC.)

"I'm Darryl Hooch...
That's what I said....'

If you don't believe me, then I'm not the bastard son
of Derryn Hinch and Lynda Stoner.....
You know I am...You know I'm right....
Fact is....

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