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"Gidday and welcome to dumBASTARDS.com, a website for lazy dumb bastards just like ya self who want to know shit about every bloody thing fast these days, the quik lazy bastards way, in a simpletons language that ya gunna be able to read in big sized letters like ya readin' now, cos most of ya will be half blind from drinkin' and wanking too much.. and those of ya who like big bloody intellectual words and get offended by punktuation and spellin' mistakes, can piss off now, and stop sending me smart ass complaint emails, ya know I'm a busy man!" Big Merv 

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You're dumb, curious, unsure of ya self in the World Wide Web, and interested in finding stuff online the Merv Skilton Quik Eazy Way, and learning stuff the Skilton way is what dumBASTARDS.com is all about. Explore the dumBASTARDS.com guide to everything from brothels to religion, bourbon to politics, gambling to parenting, and everything in between. Check out the dumBASTARDS Quik Eazy Guides and Shit Hot Tips.. and take a minute to drop in to the dumBASTARDS CHAT ROOM at the bottom of the page to speak about shit ya wanna know with Big Merv and his dumBASTARD assistants, Tecoma Cowboy, Laffy & Guns.