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COUNTER TARGET 200 MiLLiON HiTS
iN 3 YEARS
Big World Record Attempt
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"Help Me Win This Big Bloody Bet Mate!".
Hit Me 200,000,000 times
Do ya think I can get 200 Million Hits
to this Home Page by 3rd of May 2009?..
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The Biggest Internet WORLD RECORD Ever Attempted
Australian eccentric, Mervyn E. Skilton, has undertaken the World's biggest online record ever attempted. With 4,158,571 page visits to view his World record attempt. Mr Skilton's attempt is well underway to his target of 200,000,000 page visits , a record never before attempted or achieved of this size by one individual person to a single webpage. The purpose of this latest Big Merv project is not all about ego, but to help build a powerful platform with high traffic, to establish himself as the World's first biggest internet celebrity born on the web, to help the less fortunate.
Mervyn Skilton's big picture in the building of such a media profile with his "Big Merv" persona, is to educate the people of the World about everything that is close to his heart, music, cars, trucks, babes, and beer, and to also help save his marriage, by making a commitment as big and public as this World record attempt, to his wife Shirley Skilton, which began as a bet during their separation, to rectify his past wayward ways.
Big Merv says, "You must keep your dream alive, no matter what your dream is, just bloody well do it if ya want it!". Merv's original dream was bourbon, and he lived his dream to the full extent, until the bourbon got the better of him. Nowadays Big Merv drinks bourbon in moderation, and follows his dreams of helping the less fortunate people and animals of the World, because he was once the underdog many years ago with his troubled past. Merv also says, "if I can do it, so can you, just get of ya backside now ya lazy bastard, and take the first steps towards your dream. If you are lying in bed right now dreaming of a beer, get up of ya fat ass and make ya first few steps towards the fridge, that bloody beer ain't gunna come walking over to you!.. dream it, do it, and do it different than the other nancy boys!"
Drop in and say gidday to Big Merv Downunder, you might even catch the big boy in The Big Merv Big Chat Room ..Big Merv is sure to entertain you.
So, here's my story on how the first ever
200 MiLLiON HiT HOMEPAGE started
the Full Version of this
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Thanks to all the bloody wonderful supporters so far.. including Garry Williams & Chris Opperman
who've already interviewed me several times on Radio London International's BiG L Breakfast Show..
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